The Sex Tree™

TheSextree.co.uk is a social networking service that allows Members to create unique personal profiles online in order to find and communicate with old and new friends via their ex's, friends or business partners. By linking to someone as a sex link you you are verifying that you consider them acceptable and that you have had sex with them.

The site offers a mix of functionality including forums, journals and profiles. By posting to the forums and/or journals your are indicating that your views fall under article 10, and hold yourself liable under law for any or such abuses which occur. these forums and journals are unmoderated, to promote political speech and the freedom of expression. You agree to this, and further recognise that the site owners, can not be held liable for any content uploaded,or written or otherwise or for the content of links directed to any third party sites. In fact we do not care what you say or do, as this is just infrastructure - and its up to you, the individual to control your own lives, act responsibly in law, notwithstanding I don't think anyone has the right to interfear with consent. which is why any pressure from third parties to limit/control peoples lives will be frowned upon, as any action should be taken against the individuals concerned and not us.

You further agree that the temptations functionality inter alia is governed by yourself. you will not deem to bid on anything illegal, amoral or inapproporiate for minors, without first indicating that the nature of the content is for adults only anyone found breaking the law will be removed or reported notwithstanding we remind anyone that defamation/slander/misrepresentantion and fraud are also crimes, and will be delt with accordingly.

We hope you promise to be honest, and that everyting you say is an accurate representation of what you believe at the time. fake profiles, lies and dishonesty could find you in breach of the computer misuse act. Your better then that - we hope - so be proud of who you are, and don't let the bastards grind you down into being something your not. Please try and use freespeech wisely to educate, and to build and not to destroy - as we're looking to improve on government here! so please ignore flame wars and dont lower yourself to there level... as this is supposed to be a place for inteliegent minds...

You recognise that once your profile is on here, your links are permenant and can be traversed, though you can hide it from searches and from accepting mail. sex links can't be deleted but all the rest can. as once you've slept with someone you have slept with them for life, and their is no going back once you've made that connection here. if in doubt, don't make the link or sleep with them in the first instance, but wheres the fun in that? go for it, with no regret!

You promise to keep a valid email address at all time,least you get locked out of your account indefinitly, we won't send spam - but we may use if for notifications when you have mail, and stuff like that. depending on your settings of course.

You promise to report any abuses of the system to us, so we can investigate and if necesary take approriate action like informing the authorities/kicking them off.

In tempations inter alia The offering party and the bidding party on agreeing an arangement take it upon themselves to form a contract, which is bindng in law. though its up to you if you want to enforce that, as we wont notwithstanding if anyone offers anything for sale, and someone accepts your offer, your legally bound to provide what was offered - so again choose your words carefully as that counts on and off the site as well.

We are mearly here to provide a service, as implied with no warrenty - because inter alia its beta software - in order to allow you to communicate freely with one another and perhaps find love again. though we can't verfy the quality of users- unless we have slept with them, and then only in that context and not other things, but you perhaps can, but we shall make no comment there, other then say do as you will in the context of the law and so shall we. that is where our agreement ends. as these [terms and conditions] are no fun anymore

you recognise that you are responsible for everythig you post, and as such any news stories or articles must be the truth, and should make liberal use of phrases such as "x alleges that y did this" as you really can't comment unless you were there and as such are legally obliged not to purjour yourself/make you look like an ass in public, by posting crap. though oppinion is fine, and the more the merier we say. Hust don't get confused between asumption and fact, as it gets messy then, and your supposed to be inteligent enough to distinguish the diference, if you can not distringuish between the two, your too stupid to join and use this site, and as such you probably shouldn't join it/speak again - work for the tabloids/bbc - who in our oppinion are crap at the news - or perhaps even please do the world a favour and shut up now. as this is getting more drop the dead donky by the day.

Failure to comply with this policy could lead to legal action against you, and you recognise that defamation is a civil offence actionable in the high court, based on the balance of probabilities. and well british justice isn't what it was, as anyone can argue anything there, and well you might be found guilty regardless, depending on who you anoy/what their position is. so please bare that in mind, before writting anything ever - as this is an international site, and open to all. and we are not big enough - yet - to raise an army to defend against all those traversities of justice - government (not necessarily britian - it is an international site) are so found of breaking. when it comes to people speaking their mind!!! so you have been warned, that we can't get your ass out of jail. as is (mores the pity, but well justice isn't fair - which is perhaps why we are here to begin with inter alia but this is getting political now, and shouldn't form part of theaw terms, as your entitled to your belief set (article 9), and we can not impose it on you... but others can, and so often do by force of arms. if you take my drift. so anything you post is at your own risk

you agree to flag all adult material and or anything offensive in nature , and we reserve the right to arbiterially remove offenders, and/or arbiterily correct/delete material flagged wrong - without any warning depending on the political necessaties of the time, as otherwise we wouldn't care notwithstanding there are no pirates here, and that this isn't sweeden either! which is perhaps a good thing, considering their appaling verdict in law. as this site is just infrastructure and we accept no responsibility for any moron, who breaks the law as we're just here to bring temptation/pleasure and fun [insert violins here] and well government just sucks, and we're anti any ruling like that, in fact we might actually go as far as declering independence - forming a seperate state, so the free consenting people of the world, can do the things they want in peace, without morons butting in. why do we elect these fools? or is that the point we, don't! arse i've got political again, thats allowd, but perhaps not in these terms, which are supposed to indicate whats cool and whats not. honesty is cool, the rest is not.

We may or may not use your data for research purposes, but we will never pass on data identifying you to third parties without your written consent, unless we think you broke the law notwithstanding the above. however we reserve the right to amalgamate summary data, and use that in advertising material, without the identification of the owners, as well its just numbers really. and well who cares really, that x men are on the site? and or how many people slept with more then 20 people really? come on, its only sex

TheSextree Services are hosted on a mix of american and european servers. and we are based for now in the uk, and we love international law (even if government doesn't) so bring it on - new world order, here and now, as we are more likely to show respect to the un and parties who actually follow and respect international law - as we bow to no one, and will defend our soverignty/neutrality to the end and as such do not respect the competance of their courts, only our own, much as any government would. obviously bigger government think, they can beat the s**t out of smaller government and may seek to invade, but thats the parcel of life, i suppose. and we promise to do our best to endure to the end no matter what happens next. as we promise to tell the truth no matter how much they scream/threaten and shout. as well they are morons we guess.

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In short you have no new rights, other then what parliment grants you (don't hold you breath) or what is enshirned in the convention of human rights, the decleration of human rights and every other act of international law. unless you go with parliment is not the law, and no man/government or religion has the right to censor the law, steal it or claim it as their own as that universal law should stand above mankind uncensored as no man/government or religion has the right to dictate to another what they may do. as the one has the rights of many, and no flag/or government or people can dictate otherwise, as thats not the law, but evil in another name.

in the meantime, please try and help us promote the site, help us fight for human rights, and well teach the psychic side as well, or if not - just don't go into people for talking about their experiences, as their are too many morons in the world trying to enslave/persecute it as and you would perhaps be better of running to join "slave" labour, or one of the other politcal parties like the sheep you are - say bah sheep and piss of and go and bug someone else, as well your too anoying and backward as is.

You agree to be bound to any changes to this Agreement when you use the TheSextree Services after any such modification is posted. It is therefore important that you review this Agreement periodically to see if we have got off our asses, and corrected it - as we rarely do. unless pestered otherwise.

Please choose carefully the information you post on TheSextree.co.uk and that you provide to other Users. Your TheSextree.co.uk profile may not include the following items: telephone numbers, street addresses, last names, and any photographs containing nudity unless it is clearly marked in the adult sections, or obscene, lewd, excessively violent, harassing, sexually explicit or otherwise objectionable subject matter as far as a gothic pychic bdsm pro european satanic communist witch would see it, so you have been warned: and if your not sure ask or read my politics, and gain a better idea notwithstanding that has nothign to do with the site, but how the individual thinks, will largly dictate how and where this ship will sail...

i'm not a priate - i just hated the swedish verdict, as it showed a complete disregard for the reality of life. as you can't censor knowlege, put a price on it. as its one thing to charge for a thing you have put time in/and or to charge for resources which are scarce, but entirely another to copy it - at your pwn expense and pass it on, especially if it doesn't use resources, as you can't own ideas, it wrong especially if its passed on in dreams - which is perhaps passed onto more the one individual on this world - its information for all, and well if you have issue with your idea or music being shared, why the hell did you open you mouth to begin with? notwithstanding if you do pass of other peoples music as your own, we will kick you off the site, and may do so if you don't have their permission as well, assuming they can prove they are the owner of course...

in the meantime, you should pay attention to protocol 1, article 1, article 2 and your right to teach and perhaps some privacy law inter alia the freedom of expression the world over, as i really can't be arsed with the moralists trying to take all our rights away. as its all humpty dumpty and words means what ever you need them to mean, and well everyone just seeks to justify their politcal views... so expect no impartiality here. as no quater will be given, if its us or them. though we do have a tendancy on taking on people bigger then us, and well the bigger they are, the more the p*** us off, and the more we go into 300 mode, so you have been warned... when it comes to making threats, don't and we will get on fine, least we release the forces of hell against you - as yes we do, do magick notwithstanding the fact we strive to master the law, and will use any knowlege/skill at our disposal not including or limited to using the goetia inter alia, but to be honest a law suit - is perhaps worse then a hex/we eat them for breakfast - depending on your point of view, je dois gagner - but we have taken government to court before and well threats don't scare us now.

and if anything the why matters more then you think, which is perhaps what drives/dictates our response/stance on any issue which may come out of this agreement.

Despite this prohibition, information provided by other TheSextree.co.uk Members (for instance, in their Profile) may contain inaccurate, inappropriate, offensive or sexually explicit material, products or services, and TheSextree.co.uk assumes no responsibility or liability for this material, or any material posted on the forums, bloggs and, or uploaded onto the other areas of the site. If you become aware of misuse of the TheSextree Services by any person, please contact admin@thesextree.co.uk or click on the "Report Inappropriate Content" link at the bottom of any TheSextree.co.uk profile page.

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2. Term. This Agreement shall remain in full force and effect while you use the TheSextree Services or are a Member. You agree to always leave a dummy profile up, but that can be deactivated from the main search in user settings, and you agree that it shall remain visible from the links section so your testomonials can help them achieve their aim, weather love, business or anything else, any disputes are between yourselves, and unless it is a cause of complaint continaed within these terms we will not enter into it.

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You agree that if any, or all of these terms are unenforcable in a court of law, you will be bound by them regardless, and that if any parts are deemed inaplicable in a legal context (our sense of humour gets caried away sometimes) it will not invalidate the other parts of this agreement which can be deemed as enforcable and legal, and you promise to be bound to no matter what.

We are incapable of proceeding in this matter without a sense of humour, so any guilt, fear of inability to perform, is your own issue not ours notwithstanding we do not have a sense of humour - when people are going into us/slagging us off and we may even resort to litigation to preserve our dignity, as we hate bullies here.

anything written by the author, is further recognised to be his or her own work/beliifs, and you realise that sometimes he is an incurable twat, and you should not read into his experiences and follow like a sheep - as i am not crowley, and i am not tony blair either. (thankfully - my smiles are at least legitit as i tend to frown when pissed! and rarely bluff if ever and i never joke with the psychic side period!!! as their are to many morons in the world as is) i Your life is your own business, and your conclusions your own. you recognise that any advice offered, should be taken for entertainment perposes only, even if it is true - as i can only observe/record my own experiences, and even if i strive for accurancy, it is still based on interpretation and assumption in part. even if i believe i can rule things out. *which i can* you would be a fool to believe it, and should instead do it yourselves/ form your own conclusions from your own observations - as thats what your brain is for - and you have a responsibility to verify any research on your own ideas as i do not like these morons who follow belief, as well they are just stupid i guess. for anyone should be able to work it out ,and think for themselves (je pence)

You agree we will not be held liable for any mistakes made, and if you notice any glaring errors, to point them out to us in writting, immediatly stating when, and where and what it is which is wrong. so we can do our best to cover our arses, and look smart again as its just an image thing now.

You are responsible for your data not us, and you agree you know and understand what beta testing means

this site is also a place for business and pleasure, and thereby any camplaining/whinging should be taken in that context, we do not promise to uphold or do anything, and we dont speak for anyone other then ourselved. the insane witterings of the founder should be taken as his oppinion, and not an opinion of law - even if he thinks he is a genious who could kick obammas ass any time in debate. Eitherway they come with no warrenty and no liability, and you should learn to check the facts, and use your own reason first. as we do not tolerate fools gladly, unless your _the_ fool who knows it all, in which case come on in...

3. Fees. You acknowledge that TheSextree.co.uk reserves the right to charge for the TheSextree Services and to change its fees from time to time in its discretion. If TheSextree.co.uk terminates your Membership because you have breached the Agreement, you shall not be entitled to the refund of any unused portion of subscription fees if you breach these rules as you will be deemed in breach of contract notwithstanding your expected to behave!!! which means no refunds, as once you've had access to knowlege (software aside) - there is no going back - period. and well you shouldn't have believed the hype otherwise/spent more time trying to learn from it, and well if you unleash the forces of hell, in a meditation and have to face the prospect of the otherside, then tuf - you shouldn't have opened pandors box in the first instance, and likewise if you get nothing out of it, your probably f**king it up, and well shouldn't have taken it seriously. as i see this going one of two ways... and we will not be liable for what happens from using/not using your brain. and as such we would appreciate it - if you directed your attention else where *hint, hint* thanks

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5. Non-commercial Use by Members. The TheSextree Services are for the personal use of Members only and may not be used in connection with any commercial endeavors except those that are specifically endorsed or approved by TheSextree.co.uk. Illegal and/or unauthorized use of the TheSextree Services, including collecting usernames and/or email addresses of Members by electronic or other means for the purpose of sending unsolicited email or unauthorized framing of or linking to the TheSextree Website is prohibited. Commercial advertisements, affiliate links, and other forms of solicitation may be removed from Member profiles without notice and may result in termination of Membership privileges. Appropriate legal action will be taken for any illegal or unauthorized use of the TheSextree Services.

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You agree that any duplication or contradictions in this agreement are purely accidental and that any such contradicion will be resolved through common sense and read with that in mind - as intent matters notwithstanding the literal rule, the golden rule, and purposive approaches, consider it hansard and what we had in mind. notwithstanding we don't like smart arses here, unless they are working for us. incidently you agree that the quality of software may at times undergo review, very in quality and that gothiclight is forever upgrading the site and replacing funcitonality and uploading it live to test as we are short of cash and servers here and well its unfortunate but its the only way to work (give us cash) , and you use the software with that in mind, so while we try our best to maintain security, if their are any breaches you agree that accidents happen, and well it's one against many, and sometimes the many get lucky now and then... unless the many choose to help - as i think back to the conclusion of the matrix, with utmost sceptism on what the future will bring - and well if your not happy with that, you shouldnt use the site, or come to think of it any internet site. as this is a one man band, we do not have the resources to attribute proper testing facilities all the time, though we like to think we do. ergo you agree to show tolerance, respect and realise this is perhapsalways going to be deemed beta software, until some greedy corporation/government buys us out - and you are obliged to report bugs as often as possible so we can fix them, to improve your enjoyment/pleasure of our site. as i assure you ignorance is not bliss, and we would rather know in all instances what is wrong. thats not a remit to hack our site, as any attempts without prior permission will be prosecuted under the law, as we hate hackers here.

as all we wan't really is for people to be happy, and to make a living (i forget what that is) out of it. - to give you what we need, what you want - within reason - we're only human - while hopefully providing a way for anything we can't do, to be offered by other people instead (its back to infrastructure again), so we suggest you tempt, tease and recruit a few people on here. please. If only for us, for you... as they can tempt others on, and we perhaps might get laid/discover the meaning of life, or something else like that. as i no longer now what the rules of the game are, if any exist.... so our focus varies, it really does

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1. is patently offensive and promotes racism, bigotry, hatred or physical harm of any kind against any group or individual;

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3. exploits people in a sexual or violent manner;

4. contains nudity, violence, or offensive subject matter or contains a link to an adult website;

5. solicits personal information from anyone under 18;

6. provides any telephone numbers, street addresses, last names, URLs or email addresses;

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8. promotes an illegal or unauthorized copy of another person's copyrighted work, such as providing pirated computer programs or links to them, providing information to circumvent manufacture-installed copy-protect devices, or providing pirated music or links to pirated music files;

9. involves the transmission of "junk mail," "chain letters," or unsolicited mass mailing, instant messaging, "spimming," or "spamming";

10. contains restricted or password only access pages or hidden pages or images (those not linked to or from another accessible page);

11. furthers or promotes any criminal activity or enterprise or provides instructional information about illegal activities including, but not limited to making or buying illegal weapons, violating someone's privacy, or providing or creating computer viruses;

12. solicits passwords or personal identifying information for commercial or unlawful purposes from other Users;

13. involves commercial activities and/or sales without our prior written consent such as contests, sweepstakes, barter, advertising, or pyramid schemes;

14. includes a photograph of another person that you have posted without that person's consent; or

15. for band and filmmaker profiles, uses sexually suggestive imagery or any other unfair, misleading or deceptive Content intended to draw traffic to the profile.

The following is a partial list of the kind of activity that is illegal or prohibited on the TheSextree Website and through your use of the TheSextree Services. TheSextree.co.uk reserves the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action against anyone who, in TheSextree.co.uk's sole discretion, violates this provision, including without limitation, reporting you to law enforcement authorities. Prohibited activity includes, but is not limited to:

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17. advertising to, or solicitation of, any Member to buy or sell any products or services through the TheSextree Services. You may not transmit any chain letters or junk email to other Members. It is also a violation of these rules to use any information obtained from the TheSextree Services in order to contact, advertise to, solicit, or sell to any Member without their prior explicit consent. In order to protect our Members from such advertising or solicitation, TheSextree.co.uk reserves the right to restrict the number of emails which a Member may send to other Members in any 24-hour period to a number which TheSextree.co.uk deems appropriate in its sole discretion. If you breach this Agreement and send unsolicited bulk email, instant messages or other unsolicited communications of any kind through the TheSextree Services, you acknowledge that you will have caused substantial harm to TheSextree.co.uk, but that the amount of such harm would be extremely difficult to ascertain. As a reasonable estimation of such harm, you agree to pay TheSextree.co.uk £25 for each such unsolicited email or other unsolicited communication you send through the TheSextree Services;

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19. You pledge your soul to the devil and not to death. the devil being the world, not pan, unless you deem otherwise.[strictly speaking i don't think this ones enforcable, even by us...]

20. your love is givern freely, and honesty, and you shall be held to accountable for breaking your wordd [this one may have issues as well, as is love a disease? and or what is it really? come on, get serious please]

21. whats seen on the site, stays on the site, and you promise to spread the word as quickly as possible so we get our numbers up, and compete on the world scene as equals in law. So share this apple freely and enforce your rights under article 10. [i maybe over doing the devil theme now]

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23. You pledge to learn the difference between right and wrong, and uphold the values of adjustment VIII and learn the hidden meaning of lovers VI. Your life is your own, and you shall help others break their blocks, mental or otherwise, by telling them what they need to know not what they want to know, no matter what the outcome, honesty is the best approach possible, there is no middle piller, and every action, every choice is a matter of give and take, and it's a matter of balance, that there is no white magick, because it's all grey and you can ignore this clause if you like for do as you will, shall be the whole of the law!

24. you promise to vote for gareth bowen, and help support democratic elections in Europe and where possible you shall try and correct the democratic deficit. you pledge to check the site regularly and propose updates, you shall try to learn the subtitles of contract law, and forgive my mistakes, deliberate or otherwise, and help point me in the right direction to succeed my goals, including but not otherwise limited to introducing me to those who would fulfil my statement of intent.

25a. You agree this term falls under the unfair terms and conditions act, but the word pledge means it doesn't count anyways, for its one of those phrases which isn't legally binding, if it makes no sense you will ignore it. Ignorance is bliss, but knowledge is better, so everything after this point is binding and stand up comedy should be developed to teach this act. The rest of the clauses are serious, and you will learn to accept that all contracts can be partially implemented at our discretion, perhaps or at least I think so under the British system which is subject to ECJ law and the human rights act, so know you know the lowly lower house really is a sub legislative body, even if you don’t think it is, you should broadcast their inferiority to the world at large. Further highlighting the poor separation of powers, and the inability to introduce a proper democratic system, as first past the votes, is not and never will be democratic when less then 51% introduce a majority, the queen matters more, and should use her veto more then ever, if it restores competence to the lower house, which is a thing of the past. Further you agree I am not a lawyer and not legally bound or able to offer any advice, on any matter, and any advice so offered is taken at your own risk, and should in fact be ignored, least you fall into the trap of knowing way too much, to be healthy. Therefore you agree so far as humanly possible to honour your commitments, and I shall where possible honour mine to the best of my ability, least unless I have a good reason not to, while you shall however feel obligated to do the same, or at least as far as possible.

25b Verbal agreements with me should and do matter more then the other, you are liable for compensation to be paid to the devils representative which is gareth bowen, and that will be the souls of your first born, or your energetic enthusiasm, in anything I deem fit, particularly if it’s funny and pluralistic in intent, that means, my word goes, and you shall follow suit, for there can be no hypocrisy on this watch, assuming we can relate it to hypocrisy, this will be deemed and judged on the evidence at hand, and any actions will be procided over by a man and a women, to think of the appropriate punishment, to highlight that you can’t and shouldn’t break your promises, in any form to the devil. Once you sign yes, in blood, which is taken to mean an energetic response, you have committed yourself to the extent of the agreement, no bodily fluids should or would be construed as part of this, “magical childs” definition found within, are purely optional and done in the effort of censorship, unless your experimenting, in which case good luck to you.

You will excuse ant mystic references, and take on responsibility for your own inadaquacies, if you are incapable of learning, or reading then you admit to being a fuckwit, who can not apply knowledge or build bridges, you should and will not expect sympathy, for we have no patience with those who are unable to stomach learning, where you ask and approach with the ability to share equally, we will co-operate pending time constraints, mood and another nuances we see fit, your soul is optional, however if offered we expect you to serve for a year and a day, we will not ask you to offer this as collateral, however if offered and we accept, you are bound to be a live in slave for the period, though we will consent to an optional program, based on your skill set, time and money. This can only take place if you offer it freely, and duress can an will not count, if you break your slavery, for love, then that is the only escape, and god, is no more a slave then I am, well actually she is, but that’s a subjective comment, and you agree not to take to offense at any religious poking, in our pursuit of happiness, truth and knowledge. For you agree that is and our only goal, as well true love, so perhaps theres more compromise we will agree to on a case by case basis, but only if you specify it in writing and sign it energetically in blood, which again is not a literal translation, but an enthusiastic response to a state of mind, life is a game, and we shall do our best to make light of it, wherever possible.

In return for your “soul” I promise to do all I can to uphold my end of the deal, up to as far as you keep yours, failure to keep your end of the deal terminates the bargain, and while you honour your commitment, I a bound only for what I’ve stated in writing, and as far as I can and will interpret the wording, to the best of my skill and ability to my own advantage, so you agree that your failure to be specific in any bargain is your fault, and you shall not complain, other then to compliment on his craftsmanship, skill and ingenuity, however not if it would inconvenience anyone else who is about to enter a deal, for tipping of and warning people is expressly forgiven, if and only if its deemed funny by me, otherwise you shall again offer your services for a year and a day. You agree to give me the benefit of the doubt in all actions, and that all markers when asked for shall be deemed on my command and at my discretion. Further washing up shall and never will be deemed compulsory to any deal, when in offer to me, neither shall taking the bin out or hovering the carpet, neither will anything which i offer my services, which can and should be paid a salary or commission, unless you pay the full market price, plus a commission deemed by me at the time, and late payment will be at 2% above the base rate of the bank of England, so please beware of what you ask for when you consult on knowledge, chess is an option, but if you forfeit the game, or any game of poker you will be obliged to give me something, in time and effort, which will be proportional to your wealth, and the minimum stakes you agreed to, if you specify no minimum then it is assumed you are betting your life, for a year and a day. If I loose the game, i shall not be bound by anything, unless i have explicitly given it in writing, before hand, and only then to the extent of all other rules, bound in my favour. Any disagreement shall be entered into, and proxied, by someone of my choosing, and you will be obliged to accept their decision, unless we have prior agreed another alternative, which will not be accepted unless its a full moon, or a solstice, and then and only then if I noticed, if I did not, or those conditions are not met, it defaults to an adjudicator of my choice, who you will accept graciously and with good humility. If you are unhappy with the outcome, you may bet again, but the stakes shall be of my choosing, and shall be upto but not including the shirt on your back, or your life, though your service is a possible extra, and may be delayed up to three times or passed onto another, under their own freewill, assuming I agree to it. If not you must comply there and then, to what ever was specified, your verbal acceptance is not enough, you must do it of your own free will, and enthusiastically in blood, which is in this instance an enthusiastic yes. This will be deemed acceptable unless someone who is present at the time, says it wasn’t in which case that particular agreement your off the hook, but not any prior arrangements or including any other terms in this agreement what so ever

25c when the time comes to stand for election, you will give all your time and money to the cause, as agreed by me, and you shall agree to honour the toast to “in the devil we stand” at the end of every drinking session, that will then conclude the nights festivities, you also agree that if and when i get elected president of the united stated of Europe, that any agreements held between any of us, will be released and dropped to the extent of my presidency, and you should not and will not be surprised if I declare myself the privilege of the divine right of kings based on my superior intellect, which of course will not and never will be pointed out to anyone, so anyone failing to limit my powers, does so at their own risk, and any promise for knowledge entered into before that shall be deemed a fools journey, for this is no fool, and it shall here by granted that on succession to the divine right of kings, a fool elected by me, shall be and will be the only one capable of questioning or making fun of my judgments, for this will safeguard my integrity, and protect me from ignoring the obvious, anyone else, shall agree and be bound by the fact that I do not have a sense of humour in times of war, and that any laughter, shall meet the strictest rule possible, for even any acts of international law, could and will be dispended, once i have control of all the energy resources, and manpower. Those who offer me kindness and swear to serve, shall be allowed rulership of select arrears at my discretion, for as long as they keep their word, failure to keep their word, renders them liable to me wrath, and the loss of all privilege, the fool shall and will be allowed to keep office for as long as she or he see’s fit, only one rule to a ruler.

25d. Succession shall go to any heirs or to any women or man I decide to nominate before the time of my death, it shall be assumed this will be anyone who can beat me at a chess game at least once, kasparov is not included in the offer, and anyone who is playing must be as drunk as I am, before proceeding, else the game is deemed void, another game may be substituted at my pleasure.Provisionally it shall be Stephanie thommen, but until such time she proves her prowess in bed or at chess, or otherwise signs up to the site, it shall be left open, and failure to comply with the challange, shall lead it been decided at a poker tornament or any other strategy game, which is deemed eligable by all site members, who can beat me at chess, subject to the previous clause. this clause only takes effect upon my replacement. It is futher agreed that anyone implicated in the removal of me or any of my niminated heirs will be subject to the entire wrath of the sextree, and shall be subject to reprisals. any heirs must be bound to master the psychic side, to the point they get halucigenic visions, unaided, or clairvoyance or precognative dreams. which can only be judged by mentioning the dream before hand. actually failing that, i suppose we could offer it to one of the nations who have joined the eu, and anyone who has ever declared war against the eu, shall be void from eligablity, and americans must prove they are capable of rational thought before even coming anywhere near a challenge, in second thoughts the entire lot goes to prague, for that was a pleasent place to live, nope france, nope sod it, it goes to the people, for they are the world, and thats what its meant for, knowlege is power and should be shared with one and all, anyone withholding knowldge or censoring it in anyway shall be deemed any enemy of the state, and their punishment shall be ridicule, in front of the fool, who will judge if ufficent punishment has been rendered harmless, or until they have nothing left to loose, or given me something in compensation, africa is void from compensation.

you further agree that from time to time, we may adjust this clauses and you shall be bound by them. you also agree that you have a sense of humour, to the same standard as mine, before you proceed with elections.

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29. you agree we may from time to time, update these terms, and you agree to be bound by them, especially if its deemed funney, for this is supposed to be a site where we share knowlege free from acts of censorship, and promote democracy in all its forms. so you agree never to block another person, and always listen to what they have to say, even if you don't like it, communication channels must be left open, no matter what. ignorance is indeed bliss, but closing doors could be the worst thing that we ever do. so you agree to use commonsense, and be none jugmental in all your corrospondance, where possible. I only hope that you forgive any acts which imbalance the argument for the world peace bit is tricky, and you agree to understand that the aim is proof by exception, and anyone who fails to learn though experience should deem never to sign up, least it render them ignorant, this site is therefore deemed neutral terrortary, and any references to what happens on the presidency shall be taken in good fun, as the foreign policy section is lacking contacts to negotiate with, which is the problem, no bias shall be found for any religion and we shall take the piss where possible equally If you do not appreciate satire, or the serious goal of building bridges or could be offended by the concept of the antichrist being a symbol of world peace, then don't sign up, untill such time you have got over your religious issues, and or anything which is holding us back, so this is not an easy step, and its going to take a lot of toelrance to balance this out. so my appologies if i miscalculate or write something up wrong, i've tried to the best of my ability which is hard when being pestered by spirit, which is only suggesting a cause and not a need. hell if i know what it wants me to change, perhaps a professional should review the material, i'm off to bed, and people take this kind of thing way too seriously, so if you do, then you will find it is I who finds you offensive, for failure to questions assumption, and or authortity in all its forms, all i ever wanted was to get to the bottom of what could be learnt, done or tried, and so far, too many walk on eggshells, humour me, or do the other, and can't handle the truth, oppinion or anything else, this is what i deem to be wrong with the world, so while all my verbal attacks are in good faith *parden the pun* its not going to stop me, as i'm determined to convert every last one of you to the devil, proof readers or not, so here you have it, gareth bowen, is the devils advocate, and the gods awful truth, trying to live in a world where no one is listening, unless they want to hear it, is not my idea of fun, so i shall and will do my best to continue adding to my research and hope that one day it will find its way to someone who can use it, untill that point, have fun, and a toast to "In the devil we stand" for we can only try, and that is it, and anyone who wants my thought on predestination, freewill better read in side, its an awkward compromise, and arse, writting to sensation, and expecting me to do this for real is not fun, i should want to help, and thats that, but if its not welcome then so be it, i've had it thrown in my face too many times to care. i finished on hearts, as it really is that easy to manipulate when you see it, so theres the twist and thats the joke, knowledge hurts, so proceed at your own risk, and you must proceed of your own freewill, no ones making you do anything you don't want to in this site.

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[you do realease the small print, is a gag right? unless stated otherwise - read it to be sure!!!! as is it, or isn't it enforcable in this case???? hmmmmmm we think it is, but thats us!!! and we can't speak for them, with "them" being the judicery/parliment in all other instances, so you have been warned... as everyone will have their own views here inter alia bon sur]

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